Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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