Please, let me fuck your mom
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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