Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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