we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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