Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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