just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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