you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
PANTIES FOUND
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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