The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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