And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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