So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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