The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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