Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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