I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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