Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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