I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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