this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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