Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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