woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
