i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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