the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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