Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it was like eating out sand paper
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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