i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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