Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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