is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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