I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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