I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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