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He uses pillows to masturbate.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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