lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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