i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
