But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
