i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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