I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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