honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Randomize
