Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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