Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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