Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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