how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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