So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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