she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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