My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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