Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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