If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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