walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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