Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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