we have officially lost it.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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