i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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