who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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