My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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