allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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