I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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