i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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