Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
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go home
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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