mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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